I'm Back!!!!!

Sup, I've decided to write more now that I have finally accepted that super prodigy Miles Karro is no longer with the Ensworth football team. He's gone now and all I can do is sit and think of what could of been. I have spent many sleepless nights thinking of "The Play", for those of you trolls out there that don't know what the play is maybe it wouldn't hurt to give the ole macbook a rest and walk outside and talk to some people other than the family that you secretly loathe deep down and socialize with some people that live more than 100 feet away from your computer or if you're a female lurker, the oven.

The whole thing began when the Tigers inserted the Junior DT after taking an insurmountable lead against the woeful JPII Knights late in the fourth quarter. The play began to look like you're average end of the game, get the scrubs in, this one's over, type of play until the ball was snapped. A hole opened up in the middle, the running back thought he saw daylight, and was going to take off like a Junior in the back of a pickup truck. Then Miles closed the gap with his lighting speed, thunderous power and precise footwork, thus launching the back airborne, no shorter that 10 feet up into the atmosphere. Everyone was in awe. Karro called the kid's parents the following Saturday demanding they pay air fare and they did. Karro then began to receive the interest of college coaches from all over the county. Former USC coach Pete Carrol called Miles later that week offering him a full ride scholarship to USC. Urban Meyer claimed he saw shades of Carlos Dunlap in the 17 year old. Lane Kiffin, then the coach of Tennessee said that he was also interested but wanted Karro nowhere near his wife because if he were to take liking to Layla there would be no way he could get her back; he may too be launched 10 feet into the atmosphere.

It all seemed to be going great for Miles Karro, diet drinks lost their after taste, the flowers in his green house began to smell fresher and his girlfriend became slightly more visible to the naked eye. That was until local delinquent Will Ferrelli took exception to Miles when caught trying to hack his laptop in the 2nd floor commons. The two began to exchange "pleasantries" and a violent altercation ensued. Ferrelli was found two months later at the bottom of the Ensworth pond near the front entrance. Karro, realizing his true calling, then signed an endorsement with Russell Athletics to pursue a MMA career. Naturally, he quit football so he would not risk an unlikely injury that could damage his promising career as a professional MMA fighter.

Anyway...

I'll be blogging and maybe even vlogging as the season goes on. Expect a recap of the Columbia scrimmage soon. Peace.